So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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