I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Michael Bay diarrhea
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
A bitchslap is in order.
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