THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
