why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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