Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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