the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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