She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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