Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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