Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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