If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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