The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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