Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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