She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize