I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I can't turn off my feet"
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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