I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
