I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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