Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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