her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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