She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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