she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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