ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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