do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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