I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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