We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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