I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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