she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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