yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just found a bag of teeth...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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