glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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