if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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