hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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