I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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