my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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