Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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