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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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