Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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