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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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