I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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