That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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