K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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