Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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