He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I touched a dick in church today
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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