Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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