so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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