Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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