i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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