he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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