but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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