He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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