he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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