honey bunches of taint.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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