no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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