I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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