i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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