best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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